• DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE
"I’ll just read one more chapter before bed."

— The lie every book and fiction enthusiast tells themselves more than they’d care to admit (via bookishleaves)

(Source: closet-sherlockian, via korderoo)

"At the end of the day, this is really expensive fan fiction."

Edward Kitsis

source: [EW]

(via misslizanne)

I’ve read fanfiction by 14 year olds with more narrative consistency and character continuity. Calling Ouat fanfiction is an insult to fanfiction…

although at least there’s no mpreg…

(via racethewind10)

Disney needs to get a better handle on what a fandom can produce before it spends money on attempting to engage with fans, then, because it’s like the writer with the least talent that begs for reviews on ff.net just got given an unlimited budget, and has the nerve to insist that their interpretation MUST be Canon.

IF IT’S ALL FANFIC, THEN NOTHING IS CANON.

(via webgeekist)

(via dalliance-amongst-the-stars)

What do you mean I cannot ask the Sheriff out?

What do you mean I cannot ask the Sheriff out?

(Source: my-little-wonder-land, via dalliance-amongst-the-stars)

Tags: swan queen

faithandfearcollide:

At this point, I’m pretty sure the only person NOT related to Henry is his mom.

image

(via bnaz)

"They have to… otherwise… I’ll have never been born." Elsa thinks. She starts worrying again that her travel to Storybrooke may have completely screwed everything up. Henry is still looking up at her.

“It’s everything so weird… I’m your big brother!” She chuckles and looks down. It is indeed very weird, she has always been used to a much taller than her Henry.

"You are… but right now…"  She puts her hand in his head and smiles at him. “…you’re more like a little brother aren’t you?”  She finishes the sentence ruffling his hair, a gesture she remembers sadly, her big brother just loved to do when she was a kid herself.

The Elsa Swan Mills Universe

(via damelola)

mominleggings:

This is what my version of Heaven looks like.

mominleggings:

This is what my version of Heaven looks like.

(via romanimp)

Actual scene from actual episode, ladies and gentlemen.

(Source: mamaregal, via victimizedbyreginamills)

Tags: swan queen


I never in my life have felt so protective of a character [like I did of Lana]. I really cried like a baby at the end of the shooting. I didn’t want to say goodbye to her. I kept my little Lana pin [that I wore on the show], the little “L.” Which I decided was for labia, lesbian, Lana.

I never in my life have felt so protective of a character [like I did of Lana]. I really cried like a baby at the end of the shooting. I didn’t want to say goodbye to her. I kept my little Lana pin [that I wore on the show], the little “L.” Which I decided was for labia, lesbian, Lana.

(Source: fuckyeah-sarahpaulson)

abigailwlker:

AU where female characters aren’t treated like shit by their own writers and fandoms 

(via fracasso-desonra)

one-eyed-duncan:

'Do me a favor and read this and tell me again why I should not just quit this show'

(Source: fuckyeshermajesty, via eemersonm)

  • me at the zoo: where are the dragons

Once Upon A Time

A depressing tale about a girl who had so much bad shit happen to her that she decided to do bad shit back and then everyone hated her for it. 

Starring: Regina Mills, The Two Idiots, their idiotic offspring, their idiotic grandkid, a sexy wolf, a short sparkly man, his girlfriend & creepy mom from Black Swan as creepy mom from Once Upon a Time.

(Source: heartsalonelyhunter, via le-evilqueen)

"Why did I write? Because I found life unsatisfactory."

— Tennessee Williams (via feellng)

(via victimizedbyreginamills)